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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Well the opening-presents portion of Christmas is done and dusted over here in Australia. And looky at the bookish things Santa bought me! I'm going to be one busy little bookworm over my holiday break!

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas filled with delicious food, good company and much merriment.
Stay safe and have fun!

Love, ALPHA reader.


Hardback Anniversary edition of my favorite book, 'To Kill a Mockingbird'! OMIGOD! *SQUEEEEE*

Thursday, December 23, 2010

2010 Favorites List

These are a few of my favorite things....


Young Adult
‘The Piper’s Son’ by Melina Marchetta

This book was always going to have a special significance for me. It’s a sequel to Ms. Marchetta’s ‘Saving Francesca’ (2003), a revisit to all those old characters who I first read about when I was in high school and grew an affinity for. It seemed befitting then, that in the sequel those character’s have grown with me – we’re all older young adults now, some of us still at University or getting ready to leave, some motivated, other’s aimless. This is a story of grief and fragmentation, but it’s still very much a Marchetta YA-read and therefore goes to the heart of young Australia. Sublime.

‘Beautiful Malice’ by Rebecca James

This was a twisted YA psychological thriller... and I know, that doesn’t seem like something befitting the Young Adult readership. Rebecca James has written a ‘Basic Instinct’ for her young audience, and it is disturbingly wonderful. Not for everyone, but this is one YA read that breaks boundaries and pushes the ‘edgy’ envelope. Impressive debut, to say the least.

‘White Cat’ Curse Workers #1 by Holly Black

This became one of my all-time favourite YA reads – ever. It was *that* good. I've read ‘White Cat’ described as a ‘Memento’ YA paranormal thriller – and that is actually quite an apt description. This was a complete page-turner, and I cannot wait for the next book in the ‘Curseworkers’ series.

‘The Other Countess’ by Eve Edwards

The first book in a YA ‘Tudors Historical Romance’ series, explores young lovers in the Elizabethan era. Don’t be fooled by the quaint yea old-time setting though; the romance is sizzling and unrequited and plays out amidst religious persecution. A superb YA read – one of the best I've read in years!

‘Linger’ by Maggie Stiefvater

I had my doubts about this follow-up... but ‘Linger’ was the perfect complement to ‘Shiver’. I loved the introduction of new bad-boy narrator Cole St. Clair, and his tenuous romance with bad-girl Isobel. Their new narration is a wonderful complement to Sam and Grace’s intense young love. I cannot wait for the third and final instalment, ‘Forever’.

‘Matched’ by Ally Condie

A stunning novel set in a perfect prison. ‘The Society’ decides everything, from when people die to where they work and who they are matched with. Amidst her sterile existence Cassia finds herself torn between the boy Society has assigned her, and the one she is forbidden to love. This novel is GLORIOUS! An absolute must-read.

‘Saltwater Vampires’ by Kirsty Eagar

This book has to be on my list, for a number of reasons. To start with, the cover is drool-worthy and goosebump-inducing. Plus the novel is set in Australia! Eagar turned sun, sand and surf into gothic horror magnificence that left me pining for more Aussie vamp books. ‘Saltwater Vampires’ also deserves a mention for having my all-time favourite one-liner of 2010; “Yippee-ki-yay, bloodsucker!”

‘Flygirl’ by Sherri L. Smith

Oh wow. This novel, right here, had me soaring and crying. It tells the true story of WWII WASP’s (Women Airforce Service Pilots) through the fictional character of Ida Mae Jones. Ida wants nothing more than to fly for her country – but she’s a woman. . . more than that, she’s a black woman. This book was exquisite. Seriously, one of the best YA novels I have ever read. Don’t miss it, read it and weep (literally!).

‘Mockingjay’ Hunger Games #3 by Suzanne Collins

I've got to hand it to Suzanne Collins – she offered up a take-no-prisoners, balls-to-the-wall, cutthroat finale that fans are not likely to forget. I absolutely inhaled ‘The Hunger Games’ when I finally got around to reading the trilogy. I was relieved to dive straight into the final instalment, but that doesn’t mean ‘Mockinghay’ didn’t still kick my fangirl ass. I cried. I cursed Suzanne Collins. I cheered. . . overall, I freakin loved this goodbye! It sucked that *so* many beloved characters died – but ‘Mockingjay’ is no ‘Breaking Dawn’ and this trilogy will make for one fantastic film adaptation!

‘Hold me Closer, Necromancer’ by Lish McBride

This book is like a cross between ‘Clerks’ and ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’, complete with Josh Whedon-esque witticisms. It’s all about a fry-cook called Sam who discovers he is actually a necromancer. . . with a fellow death practitioner hot on his trail and gunning for his head (literally). Hilarious and deliciously gothic. . . this book rocks, plain and simple.


‘Anna and the French Kiss’ by Stephanie Perkins.

This was a swoon-worthy young adult contemporary romance. Stephanie Perkins’ debut novel blew me away – the Paris setting, the neurotically relatable protagonist, the crush-worthy boy! Everything comes together beautifully. . . thank God Perkins has two more ‘companions’ to this novel coming out in 2011 and 2012. I’m willing to wait that long for something I know will be spectacular!


Urban Fantasy
‘Touched by an Alien’ and ‘Alien Tango’ by Gini Koch

I LOVE this series. It’s a helter-skleter, pedal-to-the-metal full-throttle action ride right from page one. I bought ‘Touched’ on a whim when I saw the cover-art on Daniel Dos Santos’s website – and I am so glad I took a chance because now the ‘Kitty Katt’ series is a favourite and I have discovered one very fabulous author in Gini Koch. If you haven’t already read ‘Touched’ then you have got to take the phone off the hook, disconnect the doorbell, hide the TV remote and READ THIS BOOK! Seriously, I dare you not to love it (and crave a tall drink of Martini after reading... he he he)


‘Succubus Shadows’ by Richelle Mead

This series has put me through the emotional ringer – but I felt like Mead made up for my tears with this, the 5th book. Fans were given a very satisfying lead into the 6th and final ‘Georgina Kincaid’ book and some fan theorizing was all but confirmed by Ms. Mead. But best of all was that, for once, Georgie got a bit of happiness instead of her regular heartache.


‘Silver Borne’ by Patricia Briggs

This is my favourite Urban Fantasy series – Ms. Briggs can do no wrong in my eyes. This book had plenty of Mercy/Adam goodness – more romance between them than we’ve ever seen before, and a definite transition for Mercy from ‘loner’ to ‘pack’. I didn’t love Samuel’s love interest, I actually felt a little bit cheated. But ultimately I loved this book, and I cannot wait for ‘River Marked’ (the cover makes me drool, just a little bit).


‘Magic Bleeds’ by Ilona Andrews

This was fantastic! Kate & Curran have come leaps and bounds since their initial tension of book #1 (“here kitty, kitty”). I loved every moment of their ‘will they or won’t they?’ saga, but I've got to say I am glad they cemented their mateship in this, book #4. Any longer and I may have gone crazy reading all that pent-up sexual tension. Now I’m looking forward to them being loved-up in ‘Magic Slays’. . . with maybe a little bit of fighting on the side. . .but I want LOVED-UP, gosh darnit!


‘Mind Games’ and ‘Double Cross’ by Carolyn Crane

Fantastic! Phenomenal! A very different superhero fantasy – this series is about a neurotic psychological hit-squad. Need I say more? Okay, how about a sexy love triangle between a sweet hypochondriac, a highcap ex-con and a neurotic city mayor? Damn, this is one smokin’ new series! Be warned though, there is a Grand-Canyon-sized cliff-hanger at the end of ‘Double Cross’ that will have you banging your head in frustration (thereby triggering vein star syndrome. . .)

‘Spider’s Bite’ Elemental Assassin #1 by Jennifer Estep

This is one new Urban Fantasy series that has serious balls. It’s a mad-cap thrill-ride with bloody fights, messy corpses and a kick-ass heroine assassin at the centre of it all. Gin Blanco is one seriously cool protagonist – cool, with a little psychotic thrown in for good measure – you wouldn’t want to meet this girl in a dark alley. I love this hard-edged Urban Fantasy from the cool and twisted mind of Ms. Estep. Blew me away.


‘Bring on the Night’ WVMP #3 by Jeri Smith-Ready

Oh. My. God.
Zombie cheerleaders. Vampire turnings. Shane’s Alpha/Beta intensity. My favourite instalment in the WVMP series thus far... and did I mention Zombie cheerleaders? Jeri Smith-Ready is one of my favourite UF authors, and ‘Bring on the Night’ just reminded me why she is one of the best in the biz. Hands-down incredible.


‘Chess Putnam / Downside’ series by Stacia Kane

I held-off reading this series, even when internet hype reached fever-pitch. And when I did finally succumb and got around to ‘Unholy Ghosts’ I wanted to KICK myself for being such a procrastinating moron! This series is goooooood, dig? The dialogue, the anti-heroine, the Downside setting, the Terribly good love interest and a ‘will they or won’t they?’ to set you on edge. I love this series so much I want to eat it! I am beyond thrilled that Ms. Kane is contracted for at least 2 more books; it just sucks that there’s going to be a LONG wait for books #4 and #5, aye?


‘Haunted Honeymoon’ Casa Dracula #4 by Marta Acosta

This is another series that I happily stumbled across in 2010. Marta Acosta’s ‘Casa Dracula’ is a rambunctious comedy-of-manners that follows Latina writer, Milagro de Los Santos as she is accidentally bitten into vampire high-society. I was sad for Milagro’s story to end with ‘Haunted Honeymoon’. . . but Marta Acosta certainly knows how to go out with a BANG! This was an ending befitting our buxom Latina heroine-extraordinaire. . . I’m sad to see her go, but I loved reading her walk away.


‘Revamped’ Void City #2 by J.F. Lewis

I love this series so, so hard! J.F. Lewis writes urban fantasy like no other – screw romance and alpha male heroes! Lewis has written vampires as traditional, blood-thirsty monsters and a protagonist who is as wickedly funny as he is wickedly awful. This won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m treating the ‘Void City’ series as my own personal book-crack. . . so wrong it’s right!


‘Total Eclipse’ Weather Warden #9 by Rachel Caine

So long, farewell.
The final instalment to one of my all-time favourite Urban Fantasy series was a little hard to read. I’m going to miss Jo Baldwin and her feisty ‘down, but never out’ attitude. I will miss David Prince; sexy, sexy dijn David. And Lewis, for all his complications and love triangle goodness. But damn!, did Ms. Caine give these characters a noble send-off. I cried, I laughed, I cheered.... I will miss this series, but I can’t fault the finale (and caps off to Ms Caine for showing us how epilogues are meant to be done!... Pay attention Rachel Vincent!).


‘Bayou Moon’ The Edge #2 by Ilona Andrews

I was a little sceptical going into this book. . . I loved first book ‘On the Edge’, but wasn’t sure how I’d like the second book when Declan wasn’t going to be a main protagonist again. My fears were soon put to rest when William stepped on the scene – WOAH! Ilona Andrews writes yet another drool-worthy UF hero. . . William and Cerise are a couple to rival even Kate and Curran!

Historical Romance
‘Love in the Afternoon’ Hathaways #5 by Lisa Kleypas

I am a total Lisa Kleypas fan-girl, it’s true. And I have loved every page of her Hathaway’s series. Regardless, I was a little sceptical going into this, the final book for the Hathaways clan. I wasn’t sure how youngest sibling, Beatrix, would go on the romantic front. She was, after all, always just a bit of light comic relief in previous books. But I was absolutely BLOWN away with ‘Afternoon’. Beatrix and her pen-pal amour, Captain Christopher Phelan, are one of the most sincere and sizzling pairings I have ever read. Their coupling is a slow-burn; unrequited and mired in secrecy to make their eventual HEA all the sweeter. Absolutely stunning... I’d go so far as to say this is Kleypas’s best historical romance (and that’s a big call, if I do say so myself).


‘Ruthless’ House of Rohan #1 by Anne Stuart

This is a deliciously dark historical romance, bordering on gothic erotica. Comte de Giverney Francis Rohan is one seriously mean bad-boy rake, and I loved him. He is so ruthless and despicable that his romance with poor, penniless Elinor Harriman is made all the sweeter for their impossibility. I didn’t love the follow-up ‘Reckless’, but this first book in the House of Rohan series set me to sizzle. Impressive.

Crime

'The Dark Tide' Adrien English #5 by Josh Lanyon

Technically, a 2009 Kindle release. . . but I loved this finale so much that I’m including the 2010 paperback.
Josh Lanyon’s ‘Adrien English’ series has been an M/M revelation for me! Lanyon combines the best of tender romance with the brittle edge of noir in this sublime five-book series. I went into this final book with a heavy heart, knowing it would be the last time I’d read Adrien English and Jake Riordan. I love these two so much! But I can’t fault Lanyon’s sayonara – it had romance, mystery, suspense and an altogether perfect wrap-up for my beloved Adrien and his darling Jake. *sigh*


‘Broken’ Grant Country #7 by Karin Slaughter

I love this series... but it’s a love/hate masochistic kind of affection. Karin Slaughter writes crime fiction like no other – but as good and deliciously dark as her ‘whodunits’ always are, it’s her screwed up characters that keep bringing me back for more. The residents of Grant County infuriate and frustrate me. They are imperfect people who make HUGE mistakes and then have to live in the aftermath.
Then there’s the fact that Karin Slaughter doesn’t pull punches. In recent books she has killed off a main (beloved!) protagonist and left fans to wallow in the wake of death. Well, ‘Broken’ is the first follow-up to that dramatic character assassination and I loved reading the fall-out.
I cried. I cursed Ms. Slaughter. I wanted more! She is the queen of crime fiction, and ‘Broken’ just proved why she deserves the crown.

‘No Such Thing as a Free Ride’ Brandy Alexander #4 by Shelly Fredman

I discovered this little, unassuming cozy mystery series this year, and bulldozed through all four books in a matter of days! Brandy is kick-ass, but ordinary and relatable. Her love life is a criss-cross between the childhood sweetheart who broke her heart, and the town bad-boy with a shady past. I love it! Everything came to a head in this fourth instalment. . . and now I’m chomping at the bit to see where Ms Fredman (and Brandy!) go from here.


Contemporary Romance
‘The Unidentified Redhead’ / ‘The Redhead Revealed’ by Alice Clayton

Ahem. Fangirl squeal – *SQUEEEEEEEE*. Thank you.
I loved this book so freakin much. Protagonist Grace Sheridan says things like ‘breasticles’ and is obsessed with The Golden Girls. Her love interest is twenty-four year old up and coming ‘it’ actor, Jack Hamilton (who likes spending time down south. . . WAY down south). The Redhead books are deliciously sweet and funny contemporary romance reads. Honestly, to read is to love – so hurry up and read em’ already!

‘And One Last Thing. . .’ by Molly Harper

Is it really that surprising that Molly Harper is an author of cross-genre genius? No, it’s really not – her ‘Jane Jameson’ series is phenomenal, and her first foray into contemporary romance is equally incredible. . . a novel of revenge, self-discovery and Hugh Jackman lookalikes. Hilarious and feminist, perfect summer reading! I also loved this book because I was able to pass it on to all my female family members and friends (those who were less keen on the idea of reading a paranormal romance) and I managed to convert them to my way of thinking. . . Yes, I am slowly introducing everyone I know to the Molly Harper reading cult. . . world domination, here we come!

Erotica
‘Backstage Pass’ Sinners on Tour #1 by Olivia Cunning

Ms. Cunning lived up to her surname with her debut novel ‘Backstage Pass’. How bizarre that the erotica genre is all but devoid of books with rock-star love interests. . . until the ‘Sinners on Tour’ series, that is. This book is not only smutty and steamy, it’s also heartbreakingly romantic – the golden moment comes when rock-god Brian Sinclair writes musical notes all over Myrna’s body. . . while they’re getting hot n’ heavy. Yeah, it's pretty darn smokin'!


‘The Lovers’ by Eden Bradley

This is the thinking woman’s erotica. Bradley weaves a tangled web of introspection, threesome’s and sexual exploration in her tale of writers retreat sexcapades. Bradley writes a love triangle, that is equally steamy and complicated. Brilliant.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

'You Better Not Cry: stories for Christmas' by Augusten Burroughs

From the BLURB:

You’ve eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-foot-stuffed Santa? You’ve seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You’ve woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

You can keep your Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp crushes. . . if I am being 100% earnest and honest, my number #1 fan-girl crush is unashamedly on gay American writer, Augusten Burroughs.

I have read every one of his books and gotten a stomach cramp from laughing too hard at each one. He is my author/reader soul-mate and I’m sure that if we ever met I would fall at his feet and beg him to be my friend. I love his sense of humour, I love his brutal honesty and I just love him. . . ‘You Better Not Cry’ is further evidence of why Augusten Burroughs holds a special place in my heart.

Augusten Burroughs (originally Christopher Robison, until he changed his name at the age of 18) started out writing fiction with his first novel released in 2000 called ‘Sellevision’. That first novel was about four greedy and ambitious people who work at a television company. The novel was good and funny, but it wasn’t until the 2002 release of Burrough’s novel ‘Running with Scissors’ that he made a name for himself and was touted as the voice of a generation. . .

‘Running with Scissors’ was Augusten Burrough’s first memoir, and it was as harrowing as it was hilarious. It told the story of Augusten’s early teen years, when his addict/poet mother gave him up for adoption. . . to her therapist. What followed was years spent at Dr. Finch’s madhouse where the good doctor frequently gave Augusten drug samples, called the family into the bathroom to see his weird-shaped bowel movements and Augusten happily played ‘shock therapy’ with Finch’s youngest child, Natalie. ‘Running with Scissors’ was heralded as a uniquely sharp comedy of unflinching honesty, and was adapted into a 2006 film.

Thus began Burrough’s true writing career. In 2003 he wrote ‘Dry’, his memoir about hitting rock-bottom and getting sober. His 2004/2006 memoirs ‘Magical Thinking’ and ‘Possible Side Effects’ revisited his unstable childhood, and in 2008 he wrote ‘A Wolf at the Table’, a biography of his alcoholic father.

Burroughs wrote ‘You Better Not Cry’ back in 2009 – a collection of hilariously disturbing and enlightening stories about Augusten’s encounters with Christmas and the fat man. Despite the fact that this is my second re-read of the book, my stomach still cramped from belly-laughs. . . you’ll know what you’re getting yourself into with the book’s opening quote:

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple

The short stories take place over the course of Augusten’s life – from when he was a young boy at the age of eight who couldn’t tell the different between Santa and Jesus, to his one-night-stand with a fat, French Santa when he is thirty-something.

On the surface each of Augusten’s stories are just a bit of outlandish comedy. But that’s only skin-deep – if you look beyond the antics of a young boy eating a wax Santa replica, you’ll actually notice that each of Burrough’s tales has real heart and perhaps even a moral message (even if you have to wade through murky waters to get there!).

Take Augusten’s confusion over Jesus/Santa. It makes sense, in a twisted way, that he would be confused in the month of December when he is bombarded by images of Jesus and Santa yet he is never explicitly told what everyone just expects his young-self to know.

As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could not tell you for sure why they strapped Santa to a cross. Had he missed a house?

Augusten’s confusion is bitter-sweetly clarified by his Southern, devout grandmother who tries to explain Santa to her grandson;

Santa Claus, she explained, did not live in the sky; he flew through it once a year on a sleigh powered by reindeer. He lived in the North Pole with Mrs. Claus and some little people who made toys for him.
“You mean midget slaves?” I asked.
My grandmother sucked in her air. “Goodness gracious, no, I most certainly do not mean midget slaves. Where did you even learn to combine such words? These are little leprechauns he has up there with him and – ”
My grandfather blasted in. “Aw now, hell, Carolyn, don’t go twisting the boy back up in knots all over again now that you finally got him straightened out. They aren’t leprechauns, son. They’re elves. Leprechauns are those little drunk motherfuckers from Ireland.”

It’s at once a funny childhood anecdote – but how depressingly humorous is it that not even the adults in Augusten’s life can give a proper definition beyond the Coca-Cola imagining of the man in red. . .

Augusten Burrough’s writes a wicked combination of honesty and absurdity. The stories get sharper and funnier with a biting edge as Augusten grows into a curmudgeon alcoholic. The story of how he woke to find he’d just had a drunken one-night-stand with a Santa stand-in is particularly gross-out funny.

I knew what I had become. I wasn’t trying to kid myself or anything. I was that old man on the cartoons I used to watch as a kid. What was his name? With the big nose and the ghosts? And there was a little gimp kid that trailed him around? Scrooge, that was it.
And didn’t he talk to himself, too?
Actually, there was a clinical term for what I had become: miserable fuck.

And then there are those short stories that hark back to the true message of Christmas (if, slightly skewed). Those stories that reveal Burrough’s truly soft underbelly. . . at once heart-wrenching, unflatteringly honest and deeply funny. Like the last Christmas that Augusten spent with his boyfriend, who was dying from the AIDS virus:

And I began to let him go. Hour by hour. Days into months. It was a physical sensation, like letting out the string of a kite. Except that the string was coming from my center.

This is what Augusten Burroughs does so well. He writes funny like it’s nobody’s business, but he can turn tables and wear his heart on his sleeve just as easily and powerfully.

Augusten Burroughs is the wit of a generation. He is our answer to Oscar Wilde, and if you haven’t yet had the perverse pleasure of reading one of his books, let ‘You Better Not Cry’ be your first introduction to this caustic comedian. A perfect anecdote to Christmas-backlash with an uplifting message amidst the muck.

5/5

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

'I'll Be Home For Christmas' by Adrianna DANE

From the BLURB:

Destrie Two Rivers and Benedict Webster--an orphaned half-Indian and a wealthy rancher’s son. Men who were boyhood best friends, turned secret lovers when they were eighteen. And then one nightmarish night they were discovered and Destrie almost died as a result.

Now, eight years later, just before Christmas, Destrie, an Army sniper, returns to Wyoming on leave to attend the funeral of his foster father. Both men have changed and the distance between them seems wider than the Continental Divide with no way to breach the chasm. But just as the creek where they first made love runs powerful and constant, Destrie and Benedict’s passion for each other still burns undeniably deep and everlasting.

Re-igniting their unquenchable desire could prove fatal. Until the heavy guilt and shocking secrets of the past are revealed, neither of these two men can truly come home for Christmas.

‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’ is a short M/M e-book novella from Adrianna Dane.

Destrie ‘Two Rivers’ has returned home to Wyoming after an eight-year absence... and his reason for leaving is sitting at the bar he walks into on his first night back. Benedict Webster – he was once Destrie’s best friend, then lover, until Benedict's elder brother viciously attacked Destrie and sent him packing for the United States Army.

Destrie is back in town for his foster father’s funeral. But seeing Benedict ignites an old flame, even if both men know that they’ll never have anything more than a carnal fling. Because Benedict won’t leave Wyoming, and Wyoming won’t ever accept what Destrie and Benedict mean to each other. . . but maybe all that will change when Christmas is in the air.

I liked the first half of this book, but felt that the second half ran away from the author.

The premise starts out bitter-sweetly wonderful and wrought with tension. Destrie left Wyoming after a gay-bashing, and he returns after eight years to unchanged hostility and the knowledge that what he is will never be accepted by the small town’s small-minds. Not even serving for his nation’s army will change these people’s opinions. But Destrie likewise can’t change the way he feels about Benedict – his high school sweetheart and only man he has ever loved. These two are combustible and I was not surprised when, in the opening chapter, they’re getting hot n’ heavy against an alley wall.

Maybe the Wyoming setting and rancher characters are reminiscent of ‘Brokeback Mountain’ – but the resemblances are only superficial. The Wyoming setting is actually really beautifully written and utilized by Dane, who casts the dusty landscape according to her character’s moods and the tension of the scene;
Destrie watched him go. A lump formed in his throat, his eyes stung, and he blinked rapidly.
Benedict stopped at the top of the ridge for just one moment. He was silhouetted against the wide gray Wyoming sky. He was alone, a solitary figure. A stark image that Destrie knew would stay with him until the day he died. That was how he would remember the strong man that he loved. In his own way hard as the earth, willing to sacrifice for his people and for the ranch he loved. Proud and so damned beautiful, it hurt to look at him.
And then he was gone, and Destrie stared at the empty gray landscape, feeling as though all the warmth had been sucked from inside him.
The book started to get away from me half-way through. . . when Adrianna Dane seems to remember that she’s writing a Christmas-themed M/M and throws in a ghost (of Christmas past?) for good measure, to steer Benedict on the right path. Then Destrie learns a few unsettling things about the interim eight years and what Benedict has been doing with his time. . . and then Dane throws in a sordid past for Benedict and Destrie’s parents to really tie the plot into a knot.

I didn’t think all these extra bits and pieces were really necessary to the storyline. There was enough tension and drama simply in Destrie coming home, and facing rampant homophobia, I didn’t need all those other curveballs.

The sex scenes are hot and sensual, Destrie and Benedict have chemistry that ignites the page. . . but I wish Adrianna Dane had kept to the adage ‘less is more’ and not made her plot so soap-opera complicated.

3/5

Monday, December 20, 2010

'Sweet Inspiration' by Penny WATSON

From the BLURB:

What if the legend of Santa Claus and the North Pole is in fact, true? What if Santa has five big strapping sons who help him run his empire? Five single, sexy sons looking for romance...

Nicholas Klaus is a master pastry chef, a strict disciplinarian, and the eldest son of the legendary Santa Claus. One look at café owner Lucy Brewster sends him into an unexpected tailspin of lusty desires. When Lucy is injured, Nicholas makes a decision that catapults both of their lives into turmoil...

Lucy Brewster, the free-spirited proprietor of Sweet Inspiration, has a flair for concocting sugary confections but no time for adventure. She gets more than she bargained for when she awakens in the North Pole...rambunctious elves, a fitness-obsessed Santa, and the man of her dreams. Does she have what it takes to become the next Mrs. Klaus?

‘Sweet Inspiration’ is the first e-book in a Christmas romance series from Penny Watson. The series is contemporary romance and based around the sons of St. Nicholas. . . Santa! There are five sons in the rambunctious Klaus family, and ‘Inspiration’ is the story of Nicholas Klaus, Jr.

Nicholas is the North Pole’s master baker – he runs a very efficient bakery called Klaus Küche, with the help of his elfin employees. But Nicholas is expected to follow in his father’s footsteps and don the red-suit. As the eldest of the Klaus boys, it’s up to Nicholas to give his parents the retirement they deserve and take over the sleigh-handles. . .

But one day Nicholas is side-tracked by a cute little baker and her sugar cookies. Lucy Brewster owns the bakery Sweet Inspiration, and her cookies have caught the eye of Nicholas Jr. . . to the point that Nicholas is willing to risk the secret of Glasdorf (the North Pole) and jeopardize his Santa-suit.

I've got to hand it to Penny Watson; she has some seriously big baubles. It’s not easy making a sexy contemporary romance out of pop culture’s most un-sexy man. And let’s be honest, between the obesity, glaring red suit and ancient-age, Santa Claus really aint’ all that smokin. Of course, Watson isn’t writing about *the* Santa (who just so happens to be a marathon-runner with a six-pack!), she’s focused her series on the offspring of the fat man. But still, Christmas isn’t generally associated with ‘sexiness’ and I certainly wouldn’t have thought such steamy sex scenes could go down in the North Pole. Penny Watson has done the seemingly impossible and made Santa sexy.

Of course, Watson keeps some of her writing tongue-in-cheek. It’s expected when you subject matter’s catch-call is ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’:
“You understand that no one is supposed to know that Glasdorf exists. My brothers and I are very careful not to reveal its existence to anyone in the Sudenwelt.”
“I can understand that, but I thought you trusted me more than the average person.”
“I do. Eventually I would have gotten around to telling you, but we were just getting to know each other. I wasn’t going to screw up my chances with the most incredible woman I've ever met by telling her Santa is alive and well and living in the North Pole. And he’s my dad!”
Be warned, this is still a Christmas story. . . so it’s filled with the requisite mush and sugarplums – there are even freakin elves, for cryin out loud! The romance is very dramatic and a little bit rushed, heightened by the Christmas spirit to become something very gushy and sweet. But that’s okay. This is Christmas romance, after all.

I was impressed that Penny Watson committed and delivered on the Sexy-Claus promise of ‘Sweet Inspiration’. I tip my red-felt hat to her sexy Christmas tale, and look forward to more Klaus-brother antics in Christmas 2011.

4/5
Coming Christmas 2011...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

'The Windup Girl' by Paolo BACIGALUPI

Received from the Publisher

From the BLURB:

In Thailand, Anderson Lake is a calorie company man working for big business. Under cover as a factory manager, he combs Bangkok's street markets in search of near-extinct foodstuffs. And there he meets the Windup Girl, the beautiful and enigmatic Emiko - now abandoned to the streets. She is one of the underclass of New People, creche-grown and bred to suit the whims of the rich. Engineered as slaves, soldiers and toys, they are seen as soulless by some and as devils by others. As Lake becomes more drawn to Emiko, conspiracies breed within his working life becomes and the politics of a troubled age threaten to spiral out of control. The pressures mount as what he should do conflicts with what he wants to do, threatening to bring down his world. So what happens when bio-terrorism becomes a tool for corporate profits? And could bio-terrorism's genetic drift force mankind to the cusp of post-human evolution?

‘The Windup Girl’ was the debut novel from Paolo Bacigalupi. The novel actually won the prestigious science fiction/fantasy literary award, The Hugo, in 2009 for Best Novel. . . so I wasn’t too surprised that the book was fantastically impressive.

The story is set in twenty-second century Bangkok. This futuristic location allows Bacigalupi to highlight and magnetize the various ways that humanity has managed to clog the world. This century has been choked by climate change, oil reserves have been pillaged and mega corporations are bleeding society dry and capitalizing on the world’s downturn. As a result, the world now mostly functions on animal-power (think ‘The Flinstones’), food is scarce and under threat from bio-terrorism, and rising tides have seen most coastal towns wiped out. Thus, the Bangkok of the distant future is surrounded by seawalls, behind which lies an ominous ocean. . .

Bacigalupi’s world is a terrifying imagining, mostly because it’s so believable. There is an element of steampunk to this Bangkok, where wind-up springs have come technological leaps and bounds as stores of energy. . . but the animal-powering, the horrendously black effects of climate-change and the general mish/mash of great technology coupled with forced past-times makes for an eerie futuristic world. This twenty-second century is just one stand-out in Bacigalupi’s richly imagined novel.

The story is focused on Anderson Lake, a ‘calorie man’ working undercover for a mega corporation. Lake’s job is to search for untainted food sources (anything that hasn’t been raped by genetic modification), and in a world where calories are life and food is scarce, Lake is big business. But Lake is side-tracked from his mission when he discovers a Windup Girl named Emiko. A Windup Girl is genetically engineered to serve the Japanese (think Geisha-Girl robot slave), but Emiko was abandoned by her ‘master’ and now resides in Thailand where she earns her keep at a sex club.
The doors of Soil open. Girls drop to their knees. The Somdet Chaopraya looks around himself with distaste. “This is a place you farang frequent?”
“As I said, not the finest. I am very sorry for that.” Anderson beckons him. “It’s this way.” He strides across the room and pulls aside the curtain, revealing the inner theatre.
Emiko lies on stage with Kannika kneeling over her. Men crowd around as Kannika draws out the telltale movements of the windup girl’s design. Her body twitches and jerks in the light of glow-worms. The Somdet Chaopraya stops short and stares.
“I thought only the Japanese had them,” he murmurs.
Anderson Lake is thrown into a world of corporate backlash when he discovers that Thailand has a private seed bank and a rogue geneticist who could be his ticket to the big-time. But Lake’s infatuation with Emiko could ruin everything, as could the government’s involved in stealing Thailand’s seed bank.

I’m not normally a ‘fantasy’ reader. I slant more towards paranormal and urban fantasy, with heavy doses of ‘romance’ thrown in. But I've got to hand it to Bacigalupi. . . he drew me in and never let up and as much as ‘The Windup Girl’ isn’t my typical reading fare, I was completely wrapped up in the story from page one.

The world Bacigalupi has imagined is broken and fantastical; equal parts intricate and breath-taking, while also offering a terrifying glimpse into future collapse.

The world-building is definitely the stand-out in this novel. Anderson Lake and Emiko never quite reached the same heights with their characterization as the twenty-second century did with its landscape. . . regardless; I was just as invested in their story. Emiko was a test-tube product of this world’s greed and instant gratification, and Anderson Lake was the epitome of that greed. These two had a beautifully complicated story that was a nice point of balance amidst the mega-corporation double-dealings.

Having now read Bacigalupi’s impressive debut, I can understand why he so deserved the coveted Hugo award. ‘The Windup Girl’ is full of fantasy flair, set in a terribly realistic future it tells of a sad love story and an even sadder story of humanity. . . brilliant.

5/5

Saturday, December 18, 2010

'Desire to Die for' Warriors of the Enclave #1 by Jessica LEE

From the BLURB:

Kenric St. James wants revenge. Three hundred years ago, an ancient female vampire turned him against his will and killed the woman he once loved. He’s spent more than a century building an Enclave of warrior vampires who’ve sworn their allegiance to defend humanity and to eliminate the ancient vampire determined to destroy them all. After two centuries of denying his body’s needs, and with vengeance finally at hand, the last thing he expected to find was the one woman he burns to claim as his own. If only giving her his love wouldn’t surely mean her death.

Emily Ross is a nurse struggling to start a new life. She’s a survivor, coming off the tail end of an abusive relationship, and the tragic death of her parents. All she desires is time alone to learn who she is without a man and to save the home that holds her heart. The last thing she wants is another controlling, dominant male calling all the shots, in bed and out. Never would she have thought stopping her car one night to save a dying man might change her mind and her life, forever.

Kenric St. James has been a vampire for 300 years. That’s 300 years living the life of a monster – a life that was thrust upon him by an evil bitch called Marguerite Devonshire. Marguerite turned Kenric with every intention of mating with him, and sharing his master vampire powers. Instead, Kenric refused her advances and she killed his fiancée.

Kenric has lived 300 years waiting to take revenge. . . With his band of fellow vampire warriors, Kenric has spent the centuries fighting off Marguerite’s vampire junkies and waiting for the night he could end her evil forever.

One night Kenric is fighting Marguerite’s minions when one gets in a lucky cut. He’s lucky that nurse Emily Ross finds him, unconscious and bleeding to death, and takes him to the hospital where she works. What Emily doesn’t realize is that by rescuing John Doe, aka Kenric, she has endangered his existence by exposing him to scientific scrutiny. And what Kenric doesn’t realize is that in Emily, Marguerite has discovered a way to wreak vengeance first.

‘Desire to Die For’ is the first book in Jessica Lee’s paranormal erotic romance series ‘Warriors of the Enclave’. The Enclave refers to Kenric’s band of merry vampire warrior men and their home-base. This fanged troop have made it their unlife mission to bring Marguerite down and save humans from blood-lusting vampires.

I didn’t particularly like this book, but only because I felt like I’d read it before. The storyline is not uncommon to the paranormal romance genre – in fact, vampire warriors could almost be a sub-genre unto itself. You know the plot – a group of hunky vampire men who have sworn to protect the human race from their own monster species. This storyline blends romance, erotica and offers up a cast of delicious men and their ‘mates’ to explore in each book.

Only a couple of pages into ‘Desire to Die For’ and I had this book all worked out. I’m sorry, but there was nothing in here that surprised me, and for that reason I was a little disappointed.

This story has been done before. JR Ward’s epic and wonderful ‘Black Dagger Brotherhood’ series. Diane Whiteside’s ‘Texas Vampire’ trilogy and Lara Adrian’s ‘Midnight Breed’.

‘The Warriors of the Enclave’ is closer to the Lara Adrian end of the spectrum – with heavy doses of erotica mixed with the action. But overall Jessica Lee isn’t offering up anything new.

Because I have read so many variations of this storyline, I did find my patience maxed out while reading the book. I didn’t find Kenric and Emily to have much sparkage, the other Enclave vampires didn’t stand-out as distinctive secondary characters and the villain didn’t get enough page-time.
“I love you.” His velvet voice caressed her, drawing her gaze to his. “I’m yours, now and forever. Take me for your pleasure, my love. My flesh, my soul, and my blood, they’re yours. Draw me into your body. Blend your essence with mine, and spend the remainder of eternity with me.”
Overall I finished this book thinking “been there, read that, bought the t-shirt.”

2/5

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